Martha Fisher, as seen in haphazard dance with giant muffin*

It can be done.Yes indeed. You might not believe it can be done, but it can. You searched and searched for the ideal place and finally you've come to a little town: Bolinas, CA. This is where you decide to set up the HQ for the Homegrown Muthaz of the Great O.p. In the process you meet Martha and she tells you about how muffins were injected with growth hormones and became aggressive towards humans.

(Twig, found in Bolinas, circa 2008. Phone shown for scaling purpose only. Artwork by Geoff Holmes Jr. and eYe-Marshall)

But back to the Homegrown Muthaz. What are they and what do they want? Will they pay for your postage? Or will they leave that up to you - making it your decision whether to drive that envelop over, or give it to Art the mailman, when he comes by? Who knows fer sure...

The fact is that Homegrown Muthaz is a hybrid. No, not a Prius. A hybrid of influences. Now, some people or organizations will pride themselves in drawing a concise list of what inspires them. Muthaz can't, and won't, for the life of it. But... possibly, they might have some lose connection to uncommon forms of Tibetan Buddhism, previously owned BBQ apparel and pitching tents in semi-random ocean fronts.

Muthaz' game plan is to offer you and/or your organization an outlet, something you have not experienced before, something so out-worldly and yet mundane, that if you were left to your own devices you quite possibly never could fathom. This will involve laptops, fair trade coffee, possibly wine, and unparalleled vistas of the Great Ocean Pacific. It might require your headin'up Highway One, past Stinson Beach and into uncharted land. But whatever it takes we think it makes the whole darn thing even more worthwhile.

This may incur a minor service fee. For this and any other particulars - such as our free brochure or a sample of today's view -we recommend exercising haste (but not mindless precipitation, simply a sense of the urgent) in contacting us at:

the.vibe@yahoo.com

Homegrown Muthaz of the Great O.p. looks forward to meeting you and making your world a much better one. And remember, the only difference between this and that, is that This is this and that is That.

*and a talking purple squid too - another story.